what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
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The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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