awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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