grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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