People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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