Are we in a gay sports bar?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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