there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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