I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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