The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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