I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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