super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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