Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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