Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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