she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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