Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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