What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
This is not my ceiling
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize