New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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