I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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