i was born a porn star she said
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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