don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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