am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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