Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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