Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
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I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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