I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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