shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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