Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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