operation have a gay friend backfired
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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