fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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