I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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