I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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