he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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