I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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