I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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