i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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