Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
