CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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