He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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