I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home