Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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