Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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