I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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