The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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