You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.