Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare