You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
it glows. i had to have it.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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