What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.