Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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