RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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