i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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