piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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