Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
cat food counts as protein by the way
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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