Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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