Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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