WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I've blown a few things in my day
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize