so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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