I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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