Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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