We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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