the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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