Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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You. Win. At. Life.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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